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My pizza cutter is always dirty. Rarely do I eat pizza, but when I do, I always have to hunt down my pizza cutter. Without fail, I find it in the dishwasher, along with various other dirty dishes, waiting to be cleaned by technology. What puzzles me is that there is no reason for the pizza cutter to be in the dishwasher if I havenít eaten pizza, right?

Itís called a pizza cutter. It is designed for one thing, it has one use. It is supposed to cut pizza. If I only have pizza once every two months, and if I wash a load of dishes once a week, how can it figure that my pizza cutter is always in the dishwasher when I want pizza?

I think it might live there.



I have let my facial hair grow as it will. I shave my neck, but I have let everything else alone. I would shave, but Iím unsure what I want to do. I was thinking something along the lines of that Guy Fawkes mask in V For Vendetta.

Except I think my face might be too fat for that. Decisions, decisions.



That is all.


posted 2/21/07


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