It is way too early in the day to be this brain-bogged. Which is probably why I was surprised by the fact that it's a new month. Every year, it's the same, you get your certain amount of days in April, then the world turns into May. And yet I was caught off guard.
This happens a lot more than I would like to admit. I did awful things to my brain cells last night, apparently in celebration of the end of April. Which, frankly, was a little rough on me.
Anyway, so it's May, the month with the shortest name and the longest penis. Wait...no, I'm thinking of strip-club May, not the month May.
So it's May, the month with the shortest name and the longest penis.
This isn't going well. Let's just accept the fact that it's May now, can't we?
Oh, before I forget, it's free comic book day, so if you read this in time, you should run out and get some free comics. I can't really allow myself into a comic book store. While slightly less addictive than cocaine, comics are more expensive, so I sort of have to just stay away altogether.
So what's going on around here this month? Well, I got transferred to a closer location, and I'm finished with class, so in theory, I will be updating a lot more. On the other hand, I'm still a lazy bastard, so maybe not.
I've finished proofing the collection of posts that I made last month, so that'll be on sale at some point.
The picture is in case you don't know what I'm talking about
If things go as planned, there will be another collection on sale, as well. Actual stories, poems, and prose, written by people I online-know. More about that later, though.
I've got a couple of short stories in the works, but who knows when I'll finish them. I might also try my hand at writing an actual novel. That's pretty ambitious for a guy who can barely remember his name at the moment, though, so we'll see.
And I think that's it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go smash my face with a shovel until I knock out this brain damage.
Posted under The News on 5/01/10