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Overly Concerned With The Interior Design Of Your Pants July 01, 2008
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Also, I Saw Donald Trump Cologne by Ray
Ah, what a day. I’m not entirely sure what I had expected, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t go according to plan. I slept ...
July 30, 2008 10 Comments
 
How To Post by Ray
In the comment section of another post, someone asked about a FAQ section to answer questions about posting. I'll talk t...
July 28, 2008
 
Why I Haven't Been Posting by Ray
So you may have noticed a lack of posts around here the last few days. There are a few reasons for this, but the main o...
July 27, 2008 9 Comments
 
Dreams Of A Better World by Ray
In case you were wondering what I just got through doing, I just got through reading all about kangaroos. Not so much b...
July 23, 2008 4 Comments
 
Live And Learn by Ray
You learn things as you fumble through life, you know? You learn stuff about the world you’re fumbling through and you ...
July 20, 2008 2 Comments
 
My Review Of The Dark Knight by Ray
I just got back from watching the new Batman movie. If you haven’t seen it yet, I suggest you run out and do that. Righ...
July 18, 2008 2 Comments
 
One Big Word Too Many by Ray
Childhood hallucinations gone awry. I’m not well into my cups just yet, but I will be shortly, and nothing’s going to s...
July 17, 2008 5 Comments
 
What's In A Name? by Ray
I know we all get spam in our email boxes, and most of us probably get the same kind, so it’s not really worth writing ...
July 15, 2008 4 Comments
 
Sunday, Again by Ray
The sun sets. The sky blazes like a spilled rainbow, violet inkblots of clouds splashed across dazzling streaks of oran...
July 14, 2008
 
Tell It by Ray
<i>Tell me you want me. Tell me you need me. Tell me you love me.</i> Her mouth doesn’t say it, but her eyes do. Desper...
July 12, 2008 1 Comment
 
Last Words by Ray
“You know, right? About the drugs and the counterfeiting thing and the debit card scam?” “Yeah, man, I know.” “And ...
July 11, 2008 2 Comments
 
Your Bananas, Give Me Them by Ray
Damn and damn and damn. I got no new story, nothing interesting to say, and I already used up my bad poetry thing for th...
July 10, 2008
 
Bedtime Story by Ray
I had this dream last night. I was walking through a hallway, and I came upon a dimly-lit room. There was nothing but a...
July 09, 2008 8 Comments
 
Bad Poetry In Under A Minute: When A Million Isn't Enough by Ray
In a million words or less, Tell me how I’ve found you, How I’ve helped you, How I’ve loved you. <br /> In a millio...
July 09, 2008
 
Do you smell that? by Trey
It’s 7 in the AM and you’ve finally managed to tuck an hour and a half under your belt when an explosive, phlemy, almos...
July 08, 2008 2 Comments
 
Karen's Alcoholism by Ray
Man, I had really planned to spend some time writing a quality post tonight, but just before I began, I remembered that...
July 07, 2008 4 Comments
 
8 Up by Ray
Believe it or not, I do sometimes self-censor. I wrote this last night/this morning, mostly out of my mind. I woke up an...
July 06, 2008 10 Comments
 
Control Z by Ray
They go, “Clear!” They go, “Get away!” And I wish that I could. Something like lightening hitting me in the chest, an...
July 05, 2008 2 Comments
 
Happy Fourth Of July by Ray
Happy Fourth of July, Strangelanders. I hope you’re all out getting drunk and catching things on fire right now, as you...
July 04, 2008
 
Art Student by Ray
Began writing in class: Brain-worn and glassy-eyed. Didn’t sleep much last night, and when I dozed, it was a restless...
July 03, 2008 4 Comments
 
What I Got by Ray
I don't really have anything ready for your viewing/reading pleasure tonight, but since I've really been trying hard to ...
July 02, 2008
 
Air Strangelands by Ray
I was messing around with Photoshop today, and decided to make an “Air Strangelands” logo to go with the <a target="_bl...
July 01, 2008
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Let's Get It On! by Ray
The worst part of the First-Of-The-Month Quotes is writing an introduction for them. Because it’s really unimportant, a...
July 01, 2008 1 Comment
 
Upright Position, Indeed by Ray
Hello, and welcome to July. Thank you for choosing The Strangelands as your carrier, and we hope you enjoy you your tri...
July 01, 2008
 

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