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by Ray
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by Ray
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| I went into a tattoo parlor today. Aside from the woman with the ink gun and the guy she was tatting up, there were two ... |
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by Ray
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by Ray
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| It's like this game we play, but it isn't a game, and both of us know it. It's a thing, a thing like Russian Roulette, ... |
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by me
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| How do you change that godawful dog picture profile?... |
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by Ray
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| I wrote this longhand in a spiral notebook, using a pencil. I figured that if I was lucid enough when I got home, I woul... |
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by James
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| Greetings fellow Strangelanders,
Like many of you, I am a big fan of news stories about humans doing things so monst... |
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by Ray
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by Ray
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| Fuck. Stuck in stop-and-go traffic. 3 miles an hour. Nobody is ever available to talk during rush hour. Why is that?
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by Ray
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| I'd like to introduce you to someone.
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by Ray
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| I originally wrote this on Thursday, and I wanted to read over it before I posted it. Then I forgot all about it. I was ... |
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by Ray
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| I got pizza tonight. I ordered it online, and then I drove to pick it up. When I got there, the guy behind the counter... |
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by Ray
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| Look man, most of the shit I say on this website, it's better if you ignore it. But sometimes, there are things like the... |
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by Ray
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| I know you guys don't read the poetry around here, which is why I decided to stick it on top of pictures.
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by Ray
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by Ray
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| Considering that I'll try just about any energy drink I can get my hands on, and considering how crude and juvenile my ... |
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by Ray
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| Wow.The 3rd. This is the latest I've been with the Quotes since they became official. So instead of some lengthy intro, ... |
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by Ray
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| I am at Burger King eating Burger Shots. They are not very good at all, but I'm mostly here for the air conditioning
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by Ray
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| Hey, gang, here's July. I got it for you. Because I care about each and every one of you.
Normally, I'd post whatever... |
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