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Where Intelligence And Dick Jokes Can Live In Harmony August 01, 2009
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Another Sunday Night In Paradise by Ray
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August 31, 2009
 
Last Of The Month Rambling: Twitter by Ray
Last day of the month, there's no way I'm going to post something worthwhile. As I've mentioned before, almost all of th...
August 30, 2009 2 Comments
 
Pole Patrol--Coming This Fall To ABC by Ray
I made a mistake tonight. One that I have never made before. I wrote an entire post using only the story entry form. And...
August 29, 2009 4 Comments
 
Family Time With Pippi by Ray
I'm not really allowed to write stuff on this site about my friends and family, but sometimes I disregard the rules and ...
August 28, 2009 1 Comment
 
Not Guilty by Charlie Mine
"Don't you ever feel like just saying 'Fuck it' to the whole goddamn world? Day in, day out, the same nine-to-five bull...
August 27, 2009 2 Comments
 
Fragile Hate by Ray
i know i've asked before, but i never remember your answer, and i'm just now realizing it's because i don't care. do yo...
August 25, 2009
 
Flash Forward by Ray
Flashes. Of vision, of smell, of noise. What happened? What is happening? The panic builds up inside of me, no release,...
August 24, 2009 2 Comments
 
Bumper Stickers by Ray
I'm not what you'd call a cheerful person under the best of times. Spending an hour in traffic after working all day doe...
August 21, 2009 5 Comments
 
If I--Learn Life Lessons And Palindromes by Ray
I was emailed a YouTube link tonight. Demetri Martin. The text message sent to inform me of the email (because we live i...
August 20, 2009 3 Comments
 
Mystery of the Turd by Trey
I work in an office. I'm surrounded by well dressed, college educated professionals. I work with people who should be a...
August 19, 2009 8 Comments
 
Turns Out They Love Cats, Too by Ray
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August 19, 2009 2 Comments
 
Plastic Souls by Ray
Slick listening and heartburn heart-to-hearts, Anyone can pretend to care. Lead-painted love, Destroying under the in...
August 16, 2009 2 Comments
 
A Book, Reviewed: Fighting To Survive by Ray
One of the few stipulations I made when I got my job a while back was that I would not eat 88-cent hotdogs. See, I've b...
August 15, 2009 3 Comments
 
20 Things I Have Recently Hated by Ray
Author's Note: This post shows that it was written on the 13th, but that's because our server is weird. Rest assured tha...
August 13, 2009
 
I Love Hate Week by Trey
Another hate week rolls around, and all us reprobate haters crawl out of the woodwork and howl at the moon for a whole w...
August 13, 2009 3 Comments
 
Hate, Interrupted by Ray
Getting home from work to a hot-ass apartment? Check. Going to a math class and staring with glazed-eye confusion for t...
August 12, 2009 5 Comments
 
Wishing for Hate by rik
I lean against the railing surrounding the balcony and light a cigarette. "It's hot tonight," I say. "Yep." He is fidg...
August 12, 2009 4 Comments
 
Philosophy of Hate by James
The most proper philosopher from history to represent the Strangelands is undoubtedly Diogenes of Sinope. If you are unf...
August 12, 2009 2 Comments
 
Kung Fu Taco by Ray
I woke up puking yesterday. Last night, I drank some NyQuil and went to bed. Shortly before, I texted Trey and told him ...
August 11, 2009
 
We're All Weeners by Ray
I'll tell you one thing kids: you sit down at the same desk, you turn on the same song, you feel the fan blow on your a...
August 10, 2009 6 Comments
 
Hate Week 2009 Postcards by Ray
I finally managed to get a few Hate Week 2009 postcards printed. I had originally planned on getting them printed by a ...
August 09, 2009 3 Comments
 
I Hate Browser Issues by Ray
All right. So the site has been acting a little hinky lately, probably due to the fact that I've been telling pretty mu...
August 09, 2009 3 Comments
 
Short Tempered by Ray
I want to talk to you about something tonight, kids. Before I do, I want to assure you that Hate Week isn't going to be...
August 07, 2009 3 Comments
 
Hate Week Day One by Sammie Jams
<i>Morning conversation: Me: Hey, it's hate week! Him: What? Who do you hate? Me: You, sweetheart, I hate you. Him: ...
August 06, 2009 7 Comments
 
Like Santa, But With A Different Kind Of Sack by Ray
So it's about 87 degrees in my apartment right now, and my air conditioner doesn't give a damn. I've been doing math ho...
August 06, 2009
 
I Need A New Dream Catcher by Ray
You know what sucks? People who tell you about their dreams. I mean the dreams they have at night, not like their goals...
August 04, 2009 5 Comments
 
Happily Ever After by Ray
Who am I? It doesn't matter. You want to call me something, you can call me Jack, I guess. That's what they call me at ...
August 03, 2009 1 Comment
 
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Meager Offering by Ray
This was one of those rare months where I actually went out and did things. You know, stepped away from my computer and ...
August 01, 2009 1 Comment
 
Break Out The Party Hats And Hand Grenades by Ray
Usually, I don't get too excited about writing the first "News" post of the month. Like, if this site was a porn movie, ...
August 01, 2009
 

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