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Home Of The Transgender Pretzel May 01, 2010

Breaking In A New Year by Ray
I wrote a post ...
May 27, 2010
Don't Worry, Be Happy by Ray
I don't generally pull back the curtain on my writing, because I'm pretty sure nobody gives much of a shit. But I feel ...
May 26, 2010
If You Can't Trust Your Penis, Who Can You Trust? by Ray
I've been trying for the last twenty minutes to figure out something to write that would be entertaining, something that...
May 19, 2010
Jump Start Your Day With A Ditty by Ray
Monday morning, second cup of coffee, just out of the shower, and I find myself singing some made up song in a horrible ...
May 17, 2010
Whiskey Pages / Tequila Pages by Ray
NOTE: You can blame Karen for this post. I was about to go to bed, completely okay with the fact that I had a bottle of ...
May 15, 2010
Gutter-Fu*k Sensibilities by Ray
Hey! Even if you don't usually read poetry, you should read this. Because I'm head-fucked, and I feel like this is a sto...
May 13, 2010 2 Comments
Book Review: One Bloody Thing After Another by Ray
I am a big fan of Joey Comeau....
May 12, 2010
More Good Stuff by Trey
A bit late with the latest, but sometimes life gets in the way. Here's an assortment of random tracks that are worth li...
May 11, 2010 2 Comments
Questions And Answers by Ray
One a.m. and I'm just waking up from what I thought was going to be an all-night sleep. Woke for a moment--my princess s...
May 06, 2010 2 Comments
Back To The Club by Ray
It's so stupid. Stuff like this always is. But fuck it. Sometimes stupid is exactly what you need, right? When the...
May 03, 2010
First-Of-The-Month Quotes: Fallen Warriors by Ray
Did you notice the dramatic title of this month's FOTM Quotes? If you didn't, you should go do that right quick. Tha...
May 01, 2010 2 Comments
I Probably Just Need Some Bacon by Ray
It is way too early in the day to be this brain-bogged. Which is probably why I was surprised by the fact that it's a ne...
May 01, 2010


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