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Do Not Attempt To Adjust Your Monitor...We Are Now In Control October 01, 2004
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NEW MUSIC by Carey
Hello dear readers! I must apologize for my MIA status at the wonderful land of the strange this past month. Between an ...
October 26, 2004
 
Up Arnie's Sleeve (Portly Boy pt. 22) by Ray
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October 26, 2004
 
What Up, Gangsta? (Portly Boy pt. 21) by Ray
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October 26, 2004
 
Out Of the Frying Pan (Portly Boy pt. 20) by Ray
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October 26, 2004
 
2 two many by Eddie Money
So you sit, deep into the cups, the tinkeling of ice as you knock back another. Flint on steel and a flame at the end o...
October 23, 2004
 
You’re Going to Kick Yourself For Not Having My Job! by Emily Kattan
I have left the mean, cold corporate world and went back to work at Dallas Mustang. A company that specializes in modif...
October 20, 2004
 
Desperate Night by Ray
It's midnight and I can't sleep. Well, I can, I suppose. I just don't want to. I feel like I should be doing somethi...
October 19, 2004
 
Staying Alive, ooh, ooh, ooh (Portly Boy pt. 19) by Ray
You remember when you were a kid? Did you ever wake up late for school, like maybe your mom forgot to set her alarm or...
October 15, 2004
 
Sea Bound by Ray
You sit on the couch, wondering where all of these people came from. Your eyes itch, and your cheeks are wet with tear...
October 12, 2004
 
Halloween Story by Ray
It was a pretty good time--if you like the feeling of your brain being date-raped. He opened the door, all smiles. W...
October 12, 2004
 
Or Is It Fish? by Ray
Not fish but the apocalypse. Sparky, the wonder whatever, his teeth flashing, none of us knew that a puppy could look s...
October 12, 2004
 
Austin Night by Ray
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October 12, 2004
 
October Fear (Halloween Special) by Ray
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October 12, 2004
 
Hangovers and Food Obsessions (Portly Boy pt. 18) by Ray
You can make a chicken pot pie in five minutes, toss it into the microwave and walk off, come back, dump it onto a paper...
October 12, 2004
 
Sucker-punched By the Green Fairy (Portly Boy pt. 17) by Ray
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October 12, 2004
 
I've Got the Power by Ray
Word up, ladies and gentlemen, freaks and geeks, children of all ages. I've finally gotten some internet here in Texas,...
October 12, 2004
 

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