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by Ray
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| The alarm goes off, it's the first time in days that it has mattered. I hit the "snooze" button, careful, because it's s... |
| December 28, 2011 |
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by Ray
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| Merry Christmas, Strangelanders. I hope you all have a great holiday filled with love and peace and materialism. I know ... |
| December 25, 2011 |
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by Ray
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| That guy driving the luggage cart,
he wants to be a race car driver,
you can tell by how he rips around
beneath the ... |
| December 25, 2011 |
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by Ray
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| They tell us what to expect:
In some world, it is 29 degrees.
Not this one, though.
Packed plane, every seat fi... |
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by Ray
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| Overcast day, dark,
I feel like ten kinds of hell.
Through the lines, the security,
Herded onto the plane.
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| Packing sucks. So many memories, I try not to let them haunt me. Most days I succeed. Today on the other hand, the past ... |
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by Ray
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"We don't need anything," he tells me.
"Yes we do," I tell him ba... |
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by Jubal Algonquin
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| Santa bellows
"Ho, ho, ho!"
Youngsters laugh
"Ha, ha, ha!'
Wait! Lest we forget:
Baby Jesus cries
"Wah... |
| December 07, 2011 |
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by Ray
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| As I mentioned in my news post, I feel like absolute garbage, so instead of even attempting to be witty, I'm just gonna ... |
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by Ray
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| Well look at this, kids, we made it to the last month of 2011. It's that special time of the year, when people ask conti... |
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