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Free form drunken rambling
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Whiskey Pages
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by Ray
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| I couldn't think of anything good to write, but then I remembered I drew this picture of a guy holding his penis. His pe... |
| August 10, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| July 23, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| how many gorillas do i have to smash before i finally save the girl?
i don't want to be a part of your world, i real... |
| June 30, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| June 21, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| NOTE: You can blame Karen for this post. I was about to go to bed, completely okay with the fact that I had a bottle of ... |
| May 15, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| Okay...so this is a long, winding, nonsense of a post, but there's lots of good stuff, so try to follow along, okay? Or ... |
| March 29, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| Well...
Here we are.
Three in the morning.
Three a.m. is the thinnest hour. The hour of monsters.
So hard to ge... |
| February 14, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| What, what do you want to know, what do you want to ask? Look, you sit there and try to think up your question, and I'll... |
| February 03, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| January 11, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| my haunted everything slides right up next to me, smiles at me, but just for a minute, and dammit if i don't see my mom'... |
| January 05, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| A tablespoon of sticky memories and a dozen burned roses:
Our behavior reeks of exploded airbags and spent fire extingu... |
| December 21, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| I know a million things, and they aren't doing me a damn bit of good right now. When you look around, and all you see is... |
| December 15, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Tell me what we're talkin',
Because you need to know as much as I do.
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| November 14, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| You wanna talk, le's talk, come on, le's get...it...ON!
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| October 13, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| September 28, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| September 20, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| So I don't guess I've ever gotten around to telling you guys what my job is. I work at a print shop. Kind of. Actually,... |
| September 17, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| i know i've asked before, but i never remember your answer,
and i'm just now realizing it's because i don't care. do yo... |
| August 25, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| I want to talk to you about something tonight, kids. Before I do, I want to assure you that Hate Week isn't going to be... |
| August 07, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Oh. Oh, yes.
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| July 29, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| July 17, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| June 22, 2009 |
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by Ray
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Don't ask me how, but the other night, I came across a w... |
| June 06, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| I wrote this a while back. Probably last weeks sometime, I don't know. I didn't post it at the time because I thought th... |
| May 16, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Don't...
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| May 02, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Where have you been? Did the government get you? Because I know you were talking about the job with the census people. D... |
| April 13, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Hey man, what's up, what's goin' on? What, as they say, are the haps?
You don't know and neither do I, and as much as... |
| March 05, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| One a.m. rolls around and memories roll in, and whiskey rolls down the throat. Headphones on, blocking out the world, ... |
| February 17, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| look, man, we're all fallen stars, we're all lost rockets, we're all whores without johns and toilet stalls without graf... |
| January 06, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Honestly, there is no honesty. We talk of bonds, or of friendship, or of love, but I'd sell you out in a second and you... |
| December 21, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| Like this, like you look out the window, and it's all beautiful, and you can barely believe that you exist in such an in... |
| November 29, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I didn't have class tonight because the instructor was sick. I was pretty pleased when I found out, not because I have a... |
| October 28, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| Well kids, it's Thursday night, and you know what that means: Science Night!
What do you mean, you don't know what I'... |
| October 10, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| wreck your humanity, it doesn't hurt. history, it's just another flag point, and we've all missed it. dance with me arou... |
| September 21, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| Morning.
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| September 07, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I wrote this last night while deep in my cups, but didn’t want to post it for fear that instead of being funny or ent... |
| August 14, 2008 |
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by Ray
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(A post dedicated to my sister Leslie--the biggest fan of the Olympics ever)
Gymnastics...
That one girl just ke... |
| August 13, 2008 |
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by Lynne Grey
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| I’ve been MIA for the past whatever weeks, mostly due to me having my pack mule loving boyfriend move all my shit from m... |
| August 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| Childhood hallucinations gone awry. I’m not well into my cups just yet, but I will be shortly, and nothing’s going to s... |
| July 17, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| Believe it or not, I do sometimes self-censor. I wrote this last night/this morning, mostly out of my mind. I woke up an... |
| July 06, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| There was supposed to be a post here.
Carey had one going on, but it timed out, and erased all her stuff. The moral ... |
| June 23, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| You should know better by now. You really should. I don't know if it was the wine, or if you just got caught up in the e... |
| June 15, 2008 |
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by Ray
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Another Sunday night, accompanied by the familiar feeling of unease that has followed me since childhood. Man, I hate... |
| June 09, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| April 23, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| We drop the wrong habits;
We learn to leave the things that don’t make us money,
That don’t get us ahead in life.
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| March 07, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I drank some bad gin tonight. Pretty much all gin is bad, really, but this was bad in a different and irritating way. ... |
| February 22, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| “We went to that movie The Bucket List. Afterwards, BJ goes, ‘Great, now there’s gonna be all kinds of old peop... |
| January 28, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I’m worried about my brain. Not too worried, really—slightly concerned, is more like it. Usually when my brain isn’t ... |
| January 20, 2008 |
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by Ray
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An interesting question... |
| December 21, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Let’s just be honest with each other for a second here, okay? I’ve had too much to drink. You know it and I know it. ... |
| November 09, 2007 |
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by Dave Riley
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| Recently I transferred my website to a different host. I wasted the better part of a day performing tedious secretarial ... |
| October 14, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I had planned on writing something upbeat and relatively happy this evening. On my way out to my last class, as I swit... |
| September 27, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| You know all that crap email you get? That used to be my job...
Vaginas!
Please forward this messa... |
| September 16, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Don’t look for a concrete answer—I’m the angel on each shoulder. On one hand, I promise instant gratification a... |
| September 08, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Death just breathed down my neck.
Typing, listening to music, and suddenly my headphones are filled with the sound ... |
| August 29, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Two things: 1)They stopped carrying my brand of gin at my local liquor store. It wasn’t necessarily good gin, but eve... |
| July 24, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I would like to tell you something, because that’s what I do around here, is tell you stuff. I just made a drink. I d... |
| June 04, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| If I was honest, I would admit that I don’t know what to cringe at first. As it is, I’ll boast that I had the situatio... |
| May 26, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’m not going to claim that I always try to be normal, but sometimes I do actually attempt it. I went to bed at a reas... |
| May 20, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I was listening to the radio the other day at work, and the lady was doing the thirty seconds of news or whatever. I w... |
| May 07, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I wish I had more answers and better reception and longer battery life. I wish I had more booze and more knowledge and... |
| April 10, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| It’s like a million important ideas, all crashing together, but it all sounds like laughter. With weirdness: God w... |
| March 20, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’d say “rats,” and leave it at that, but I think we all know me better than that. If you looked at the little avatar ... |
| March 17, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Lost excitement and hidden adventure and withered soul—effervescent nothings skipping through the dark alleys and nesti... |
| March 03, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Dropped faces and haunted places, do you ever know who you are, or why? I walk, hidden from polite society by bad brea... |
| February 26, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I once ate an apple that tasted like summertime.
I have wiped away grime-mixed sweat that signified more than m... |
| February 24, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Why? ‘Cause I’m drunk and losing.
When you think of a smile, does it matter who it belongs to? How many lost m... |
| January 22, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Drowsy and lunatic, I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I know it can’t be what I thought. I hear the buzzing of some... |
| January 14, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Note from Ray: I was looking through my recent Word files today and found this. I thou... |
| December 28, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I decided to read my book today. To tell you the truth, it wasn’t really something I was looking forward to, and I was... |
| December 13, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| “Well, it certainly took you long enough. Another second, and I would have been burnt to a crisp.”
“It took me just ... |
| December 09, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I found this bit of rambling sitting... |
| November 16, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I recently found myself sitting at a table with two bottles of vodka, surrounded by friends and topless women who were ... |
| November 07, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| One pot of coffee, used as study guide, and then used as whiskey chaser. The key is to grind the beans so fine that yo... |
| October 29, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Holy shit. I just started fooling around with the “search” function in Yahoo mail, and it was like ... |
| October 24, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| What night will it be? This one, probably. Too late once more. If only I could have saved the tiny time traveler fro... |
| October 20, 2006 |
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by Trey
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| I just finished watching The Thin Man.
It’s one of those excellent o... |
| October 12, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| That last post was really boring. I mean, sure I linked to some really cool shoes, but…damn. I would delete it, but, ... |
| October 10, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I was talking to Rik on the phone, about riddles. I made one up. Here it goes:
Hit me, I’ll say what you ... |
| October 03, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Sorry kids, but I got nothin’ tonight, and no time to make it. My eyes burn, my head is about to explode, and my finge... |
| October 03, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| One night, long ago, I was on the phone with one of my friends, and she was drunk and I was drunk, and somehow we ended... |
| September 17, 2006 |
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by Emily Kattan
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| I have been working, since about last year, at this book publishing company. The company is great, laid back atmosphere... |
| September 11, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I sat down tonight with a cheap bottle of wine, ready to write all kinds of stuff that would change your life and inspi... |
| August 24, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Here’s how we’re rollin’ tonight, kids: I have four beers, half an hour, and I got nothin’ to say. It’s gonna be a pr... |
| August 22, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I know you don’t really visit this site so you can read about my back and how it hurts, and all that crap. I know you ... |
| August 20, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| School officially starts tomorrow—at least it does where my princess teaches. It’s weird how after all these years, I’... |
| August 15, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Dropping the shot glass and grabbing the neck. We’ve not much time, and many things to discuss…
I have to get up ... |
| August 08, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| So I kind of dropped the ball on this posting stuff. To be honest, I really haven’t had much to say, and the stuff I t... |
| July 23, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I have to get up early tomorrow, to accept a delivery, which isn’t nearly as erotic as it sounds. A truck full of pois... |
| July 13, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| For some reason, I thought I had a post for you tonight. I don’t know if it was only a wonderful dream or what, but I ... |
| July 12, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| So it’s the end of the month, and I generally don’t post quality material this close to the end—I’m pretty positive tha... |
| June 30, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I don’t know if it’s writer’s block or if I just don’t have shit to say, but this week has been a tough one for busting... |
| June 07, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| There’s a point in the night when you give up on trying to think up any cool little stories—maybe something with a twis... |
| June 03, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I have a confession to make. I’m not happy about it, but I feel like I should tell you. I feel like a dick about it, ... |
| May 31, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Two in the morning, bored out of my mind, can’t sleep, and I’m drinking whiskey so slow that it’s not doing anything at ... |
| May 28, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Shit. In my mind, I had a whole post about how it was the last day of school for my princess, but it didn’t work out. ... |
| May 26, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Sometimes I just want to shake hands with the bad guy, warn him not to discuss all his plans before they’ve been carrie... |
| April 29, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| No one understands this desire, so I can only assume it is a foolish one. Trapped by humanity, chained by civilization... |
| April 27, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Switchin’ it up a bit tonight, Strangelanders—tequila. Let me tell you a little something about tequila and I: I stay... |
| April 23, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| You smell like dead spaghetti, and I’m tired of all the birds. You want to come into my shack, but once you get there,... |
| April 15, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| You know, I’ve never been good with Sunday evenings. One of the only good things about working in retail was that sinc... |
| March 27, 2006 |
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by Trey
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| I should be going to bed now. It’s late, I’ve already posted an addition to 2 Heartbeats, and I have to go to work tomor... |
| March 25, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Hear this, lads ‘n lassies: Oh, wait, I’m not Irish. I just wanted to tell you somet... |
| March 18, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Well, here we are. I don’t know who you have roaming around your house as you read this, but I’ll tell you who I have—... |
| March 17, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Friday night once again. My princess has a big test tomorrow, and then a week of freedom—one of the perks of being a s... |
| March 11, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| One bad idea after another, track me with a silver bullet, and make sure it hits the mark. I’ll burn you with the star... |
| February 28, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| It’s late and I’m bored, and a little annoyed with myself. I slept most of the day, due to a mind-boggling hangover. ... |
| February 27, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I’ve come to a conclusion. Actually, I’ve come to many conclusions, but most of them are very unexciting and not worth... |
| February 08, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I’ve spent the last hour of my life typing in shit on my computer for work. The guy that’s training me announced last ... |
| February 03, 2006 |
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by Trey
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| I was thinking I should do something productive tonight.
Maybe mess around with new looks for the site since it's over... |
| January 26, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Well kids, it’s bedtime. Any chance of The Simpsons coming on has been forgotten, and I’ve spent yet another evening c... |
| January 24, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| So Trey’s pretty mad, huh? Yeah, the dude’s g... |
| January 11, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| Just got off the phone with Trey. He had to go so he could work himself up into enough of a rage to justify a post dur... |
| January 10, 2006 |
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by Josh Parker
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So this thing we call life what does it mean? well youll never know. You can go your whole life searching and you'll j... |
| January 02, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| So I’m sitting here, trying to work up an enthusiasm for this gigantic bottle of whiskey, trying to write something wor... |
| December 21, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| I’m trying to slow down tonight, because I saw it again, and I want you to see it to.
That slow glide of lights outsi... |
| December 15, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| You know what’s fun? Knocking back those first couple of shots and then realizing that not only did you not eat today ... |
| December 03, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So how’s everyone? Gettin’ back into the swing of things, after the Thanksgiving break? Gettin' geared up for Christm... |
| December 01, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Sick Puppy
I hated the fact that Josephine Meriwether had the worst attitude in the enti... |
| November 17, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| 2:34 am…Wake up, have to pee, try to ignore it and go back to bed.
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3:47 am…Can’t get back to sleep, out of bed, thin... |
| November 12, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| You know, we at The Strangelands, or rather I at The Strangelands, tend to glorify the drinking of alcoholic bev... |
| November 09, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| You know what I wish? I wish I had laser beams eyes, and the lyrics to every song ever made memorized. People would t... |
| November 08, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| It’s the wrong side of 5:30 a.m. on Saturday night.
A thick fog has rolled in, coating the city I love and hate in a bl... |
| November 06, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So my plan was, I was going to quick let you all know that I was back and then leave you alone for tonight. Trey’s bee... |
| November 05, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| All right, kids. I’ve been busting balls, trying to get another “scary” story posted before the 31st, but I’m not sure... |
| October 26, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I almost feel bad about posting again, if you want to know the truth. Seems like in my drunken absence, others have st... |
| October 12, 2005 |
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by Carey
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| Have you ever heard a song and really listened to the lyrics and thought that's me? It seems like I come across a song l... |
| October 06, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Hello boys and girls. I don’t really have anything for you tonight—not that I know of, anyways. You never can tell, y... |
| October 02, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| This is more than likely a bad idea, this climbing out of bed and beginning to write. But at this point, I think stayi... |
| September 30, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So I added some new pictures. None of them are... |
| September 26, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| You know what pisses me off? No more prizes in cereal boxes. At best, you get a stupid little maze on the back, and i... |
| September 18, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So I was sitting around tonight, listening to some music, and just sort of thinking about things…always a bad idea, in ... |
| September 13, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I woke up a little after the crack of dawn this morning, and I turned on the ole’ PS2. I then proceeded to play Prince... |
| September 05, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Random quotes because I got nothin’ tonight.
“That girl makes me nervous in ways that it makes me shudder to th... |
| September 02, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| I should be in bed right now, but I just don't feel like sleeping. Instead, I reached up to the top shelf of my kitchen ... |
| August 30, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Sunday night, and I should be going to bed…again. But I won’t…again. I hate going to bed, man, I really do. So I’m s... |
| August 29, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I have a lot to be happy about, if you want to know the truth. I look around, and I see that I’ve got it really good. ... |
| August 23, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Oh, you mad, crazy fools. I’ve been up since some entirely unreasonable hour, and I’m still awake, wondering where the... |
| August 17, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I was talking to this guy that I work with today, and he was telling me about…well, I guess you could maybe call it one... |
| August 13, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Man, the things I do for you people. I’m sleepy and my eyes feel like they’re on fire. I want to just turn off the co... |
| August 10, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| * Hello, boys and girls.
Well, it’s now officially too late to start drinking, no... |
| August 05, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Just got off a rather strange phone call—a “conference” call with my friends from NYC, Trey and Carey. They kept calli... |
| August 03, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Well kids, it’s about 12:30, and I haven’t even taken my first drink. It’s getting down to clutch time for drinking, y... |
| July 31, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| July 28, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| It’s hard for me to write when things are going good. Nothing to hide from, nothing to ignore, just life skipping alon... |
| July 27, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Just sitting around, trying to get in the groove. Man, I had such big plans. I mean, The Ultimate Battle! How can yo... |
| July 24, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| What are we in the mood for tonight? I’m feeling pretty serene, believe it or not. Not feeling too angry, not too hos... |
| July 19, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Well, here we are, The Fourth Of July. I bet none of you are reading this, though, are you? You’re all out, having fu... |
| July 04, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Well kids, it’s about the end of the night for me. It’s too early to be going to bed, especially considering that I do... |
| June 29, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| It’s probably just an over-active imagination, but the monsters are creeping tonight. I can’t turn around without the ... |
| June 18, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Sitting at my desk, fighting terminal yawns. My red glass is full of bright white ice cubes, and there’s a shot glass ... |
| June 11, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Am I for real? Are you? Thinking about questions like these lead to disaster, in my opinion and experience. There’s ... |
| June 08, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| It's a small world, especially on the crowded island of manhattan.
Got a call last week from an old friend from my home... |
| June 06, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So I was talking to Trey the other night, and he starts reading the statistics to me. We’ve been friends a long time, ... |
| June 05, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| The needle’s in the red tonight, and I can feel my brain stripping gears and spitting oil. What a day, what a day. Th... |
| June 04, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I posted some new pictures, but they aren’t all that cool, so if you’re looking to see something wonderful, go to a por... |
| May 30, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Too many lonely thoughts tonight, it’s hard to write. Some idea pops up, and it seems like a good one, but then there’... |
| May 29, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Well into overtime with only seconds on the clock, where do we go from here?
Who are you when the lies have been stri... |
| May 27, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I had a disconcerting moment a bit ago, involving the world. What happened was, I stepped out onto my deck for a quick... |
| May 21, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| A long night tonight.
Late to bed, early to rise.
Late night at work, pounding out code, a dollar for a pound, a pound... |
| May 21, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Oh, man. Memories crashing like unwarranted hiccups, like thoughts lost, like hearts broken. I’ve got something like ... |
| April 27, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| Ga'damn parties.
So your GF gets a few cups in, out on the town in NYC, hanging with some big peck'd six pack... |
| April 26, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| Let's talk now, you and me.
Lean closer.
In vino veritas, and veritas I have.
What do you want, oh strangelands ... |
| April 17, 2005 |
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by Carey
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| I will begin this rant by disclosing the fact that I started this a few web pages back and somehow it crashed on me and ... |
| April 14, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Wednesday, halfway through the week, and it doesn’t look good. Up since six this morning, growing to hate mornings mor... |
| April 14, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| What up, boys and girls? I sat around typing tonight, loving the way my fingers sound as they bounce off the keys. Go... |
| March 31, 2005 |
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by Carey
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| The eve of another year of life. "How old are ya", someone asks? "No", I correct them..."How yo... |
| March 29, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| All right, here’s the question: Is it wrong to use the desperation of others to further the popularity of The Strangel... |
| March 25, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| All right, so here’s what happened: I was hanging out, just kind of thinking about what I wanted to write (settled on ... |
| March 22, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Trying to jump-start, but it just isn’t working. Everything seems too long, every word is hiding, and I have to seek o... |
| March 22, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| “Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.”
……Harvey Danger
Oh, man. Four in the morning... |
| March 15, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Lost in undulating clouds and burning eyes. Where am I? I know where I am, but I still ask the question because it’s ... |
| March 12, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| "We gotta go to bed", the lucid voice announced.
"I don't feel like it. Music still playing, whiskey still flowin... |
| March 11, 2005 |
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by JFK Harris
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| Hey Laymen! Soldiers of Fortune!
“Hooha…Hooha.”
Hey Jesus!
Hooray for god, marching forward between layers of steel... |
| February 23, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| What’s up, Loyal Readers?
Not much here. Just kind of hanging around the house, trying not to melt. It was a warm d... |
| February 21, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I’ve been sitting here for an hour, and I haven’t written anything. Don’t know what to write about, really. I’ve been... |
| February 18, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I remember
Late night stumblings,
Brotha be drunk!
Noisy as hell everything.
Haircuts,
By friends, for friends.
... |
| February 10, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| I remember, late whiskey fueled nights.
Good friends and music.
Dancing with lights flashing.
Letting go of all t... |
| February 10, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| I need a haircut. I was thinking Mohawk, but my sweet princess shot that idea down pretty quick. I suppose I could go... |
| February 08, 2005 |
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by JFK Harris
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| man, am i annoying or what!?
not only am i not considerate of others' bedtimes, i continue to talk even after i've qu... |
| February 03, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Well, here we are, together. A year. Honestly, I never really thought we would make it longer than two months. But h... |
| February 03, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Wow.
Before you read this, you need to check out Trey’s post with the “Click Me” link (“You gotta be kidding”). Af... |
| January 26, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| So I read the latest installment of the Two Heartbeats thing. I don’t even know, man. Seems like alls I do these days... |
| January 23, 2005 |
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by Ray
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| Hate Week. The perfect time to talk about my dreams, my goals, my aspirations. If you don’t know me very well, you mi... |
| January 09, 2005 |
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by Trey
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| Just got off the phone with my boy Ray.
He's obviously lost a step or two. Only one in the A.M. and he's already too d... |
| December 31, 2004 |
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by Trey
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| Ray layed down a challenge.
Obviously he feels like the rest of aren't carrying our weight. I don't blame him.
I star... |
| December 22, 2004 |
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by Ray
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| The rain brings out the fight in people, I guess, at least in my apartment complex. I’ve always found the rain soothin... |
| December 19, 2004 |
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by Trey
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| Change is in the air, swirling through this dirty Burg, born aloft on the sweet treacley strains of dead vocalists croon... |
| December 16, 2004 |
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by Eddie Money
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| So you sit, deep into the cups, the tinkeling of ice as you knock back another.
Flint on steel and a flame at the end o... |
| October 23, 2004 |
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by Ray
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| There is no reason for me to be up at this hour. It’s not that late, not if you think about how I used to go to work a... |
| October 12, 2004 |
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by Emily Kattan
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| 1 Mai Tai
1 Sour Apple Martini
2 Sour Apple Martinis
3 Sour Apple Martinis
4 Sour Apple Martinis
Sitting in the... |
| October 03, 2004 |
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by Trey
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| You know that when you become involved with someone their baggage will become yours.
I met a certain New York girl se... |
| July 30, 2004 |
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by Trey
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| The evening started innocent enough. A bit of dinner, maybe a movie, then to bed early as reasonable people are want to... |
| July 20, 2004 |
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by Ray
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| Hangin' out, drunk people roaming like some Native American tribe that doesn't understand the meaning of "straight line.... |
| July 11, 2004 |
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by Trey
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| He talked of life, and love, and dreams found and lost again.
"I sought truth", he said, and took a drag of his stunt... |
| July 07, 2004 |
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by Ray
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| Hit me tight with a left hook and see if I smile. Heck, I never knew what was going on anyways. Let's lift the madne... |
| April 21, 2004 |
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by Ray
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| Blah blah blah. Yep, that about covers it. Pick a card, any card. Ask me a question, any question. The card ... |
| April 17, 2004 |
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