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by Ray
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| Yep, that's a menstruation joke as the title. Because we keep it classy around here.
So yeah, I'm posting FOTM Quotes... |
| September 04, 2010 |
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by Jubal Algonquin
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| September 02, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| It should not surprise you at all that I don't have very many Quotes. I am a slacker, which means that I slack. Here's w... |
| August 02, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| I've been trying to figure out what to do about First Of The Month Quotes this month. The thing is, I only had four.
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| July 11, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| At first, I thought it was my fault. But I soon realized it was not, mostly because I hate accepting blame. Instead, I b... |
| June 01, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| Did you notice the dramatic title of this month's FOTM Quotes? If you didn't, you should go do that right quick.
Tha... |
| May 01, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| I have no idea how many FOTM Quotes I have, and since that's usually what I talk about in this first paragraph, I guess ... |
| April 02, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| Usually when I write FOTM Quotes, I go through them all before I even start typing, just to see how many I have, what I ... |
| March 02, 2010 |
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by Charlie Mine
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| I'm explaining to my best friend why I am a horrible person
We are your best friends, and we are naked. In a rest... |
| March 02, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| It was a strange month for First-Of-The-Month Quotes. When I first started writing down the bizarre things people said a... |
| February 01, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| Everything sucks at the moment. Caught a cold just in time to take it back to work with me. Can't find any of my quotes ... |
| January 04, 2010 |
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by Ray
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| There are no quotes on my calendar this month, which really caught me off guard. I'm sure there have been times that I h... |
| December 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| So I was all excited about FOTM Quotes this month, because I have meticulously written down or typed all the messed up s... |
| November 05, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Here's something you might not know: Any time you have blood taped to your desk, you're going to lose the argument. Any... |
| October 02, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| This is the space I would generally use to apologize for the scarcity of First-Of-The-Month Quotes. But screw it. I'm bu... |
| September 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| This was one of those rare months where I actually went out and did things. You know, stepped away from my computer and ... |
| August 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Wow.The 3rd. This is the latest I've been with the Quotes since they became official. So instead of some lengthy intro, ... |
| July 03, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| I don't know what the hell I was doing at my desk through the month of May, but it was obviously disgusting. My calendar... |
| June 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Remember last month when we didn't have any First Of The Month Quotes? That sucked. We don't have that problem this mont... |
| May 01, 2009 |
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by Charlie Mine
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| "If she were human, she'd be like, this thirty-somethin' white trash bitch, livin' in a trailer with a buncha kids, and ... |
| April 24, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| You know how some websites do a practical joke on April Fool's Day? Like they'll change the whole layout or post a messa... |
| April 01, 2009 |
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by James
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| So, you remember my friend I told you about who was shot by that midget in a van with a bee-bee gun while he was riding ... |
| March 16, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| Typing out First-Of-The-Month Quotes makes me happy. It's easy, because the stuff is already written down, so I don't ha... |
| March 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| So I'm looking at my calendar, where I always write down FOTM Quotes, and there's all kinds of shit here that I don't k... |
| February 01, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| You're probably getting sick and tired of me writing an intro each month talking about how I don't have many FOTM Quotes... |
| January 02, 2009 |
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by Ray
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| I was told to inform you that my friends haven't stopped being as funny, it's just that I was always either really busy... |
| December 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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Instead of an intro this month, I'm just pasting in segments of an email convers... |
| November 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I don't have any clever sort of introduction for the Quotes this month, and honestly, I barely even have any quotes. Bu... |
| October 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I was a little worried about the First Of The Month Quotes this month. It was like mid-August, and I only had one or tw... |
| September 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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The first of the month is a time for sharing. Sharing our experiences and our love all the nasty, messed up shit... |
| August 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| The worst part of the First-Of-The-Month Quotes is writing an introduction for them. Because it’s really unimportant, a... |
| July 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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I can’t think of a clever way to introduce the FOTM quotes, so I’m just going to give them to you:
“I don’t wa... |
| June 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| May 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| April 02, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| The worst thing about this month’s First-Of-The-Month quotes is that I’ve had to omit some of them. There were several... |
| March 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I still haven’t gotten a new desk calendar. I tore off the December page at the first of January, fully expecting to g... |
| February 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| I didn’t realize until just now that I have to get a new desk calendar. In years past, this was something I did when I... |
| January 01, 2008 |
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by Ray
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| The First-Of-The-Month Quotes!
“If you don’t like watching two teenage girls mugging down at nine in the mo... |
| December 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| After you read through this month's quotes, you might realize something not very funny. That would be my list of thing... |
| November 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Let’s face it: you don’t click on the First-Of-The-Month Quotes to read my introductions. You click on them to read a... |
| October 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I don’t know what’s up with First-Of-The-Month Quotes. I really don’t. I used to consider myself lucky if I ended up ... |
| September 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I don’t really have much to say about this month’s First-Of-The-Month Quotes. Some are dark, some are funny, some are ... |
| August 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| Because I’m on vacation from June 30th until July something or other, I’m actually typing these First-Of-The-Month Quot... |
| July 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| This month marks the one year anniversary of First-Of-The-Month Quotes. Can you believe it? A year of scribbling down... |
| June 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’ll be honest with you: Usually, the biggest thing going on on my desk calendar is a food stain of some kind. I’m no... |
| May 01, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’m glad it’s a new month. Not because I have anything against last month (although I do, since those bastards moved u... |
| April 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I’m on a budget. For some reason, my princess has decided to turn the world into numbers. My hate for numbers is just... |
| March 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| The funny thing about First-Of-The-Month quotes is that they’re not so hard to find, but they’re hard as hell to rememb... |
| February 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I got a new desk calendar, what with it being a new year and all, and I gotta tell you—it’s a little strange. I had th... |
| January 02, 2007 |
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by Ray
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| I had a pretty busy November, and I did a lot of talking to a lot of different people. Which means that I heard all ki... |
| December 01, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I spilled coffee and hamburger meat all over my desk calendar around October fourteenth, so my quotes of the month are ... |
| November 01, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I just realized the first-of-the-month quotes have been around since June. Actually, I posted the first ones in |
| October 01, 2006 |
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by Dave Riley
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| This really sucked so you didn't want to read it anyway. Trust me on this.
—Dave Riley... |
| September 20, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| There’s a story behind the first-of-the-month quotes, but it’s not a very interesting one. But as I’m not a very inter... |
| September 02, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| The problem with this month’s first-of-the-month quotes is that I heard most of them in person. Which means that I for... |
| August 01, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| I didn’t do much talking this month, at least not any recreational talking, so my first-of-the-month quotes are pretty ... |
| July 01, 2006 |
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by Ray
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| So the man’s got me beat down pretty good tonight, boys and girls. I won’t be much in the way of entertainment, is wha... |
| June 02, 2006 |
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